LAWAK LOCAH!

Lawak malam khas tuk Bugang kodoulu (Copy fromn DUN KADAMAIAN fb Group)

Dua orang pekak berkahwin. Pada minggu pertama perkahwinan, mereka mendapati bahawa mereka tidak dapat berkomunikasi di dalam bilik tidur apabila mereka mematikan lampu kerana mereka tidak dapat melihat antara satu sama lain dengan menggunakan bahasa isyarat. Selepas beberapa mlm,si isteri memutuskan untuk mencari penyelesaian. "abg," kata si isteri, "bagus kita buat beberapa isyarat yang mudah? Sebagai contoh, pada waktu malam, klu abg mau buat hubungan seks dengan saya, picit nenen kiri saya 1 kali. klu abg tidak mau buat hubungan seks pula, picit nenen kanan saya 1 kali. " Si suami amat bersetuju dgn idea isterinya dan berkata, "idea yg bagus syg,ok Sekarang,klu syg mau mengadakan hubungan seks dengan abg, pigang dan tarik 'anu' abg 1kali. tapi klu syg tidak mau melakukan hubungan seks, pigang dan tarik 'anu' abg 60 kali..


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Gambar lucu hari ini... SCUKS!!!

Syusah... syusah.... Bukan gambar saya k... ni saya jumpa dari internet... Nama pun koleksi kan... hehehe... Koleksi lawak bah... Waka waka...

Tajuk : Terima Kasih Datuk

Lama tidak blogging... apa pa pun, bagus juga kita kongsi karangan bertajuk terima kasih datuk daripada seorang pelajar yang saya sendiri pun tidak pasti dari mana... hehe... apa pa pun, Thanks Diana... ko la yang kestau sa cerita lawak ni... hehe

Ini karangan pertama dia.... saya rasa dia ni memang orang dusun tulin... hahahaha

Terima kasih datuk ver. 2... still banyak kesalahan... nda pa ugou... lau ko wat buku cerita, saya beli juga... hehehe

Terima kasih datuk ver. 3... Kotoh!!! Hahahaha

Memang budak ni nda buli kana ajar senang2... Haha... Jia you jia you cikgu2 semua... hahaha... apa pa pun,.. syabas untuk pelajar ini sebab buat saya ketawa... Auuh!

RANHILL

KISAH BENAR

Sampul surat dihantar oleh LHDN......Seorang pekerja swasta telah membuat panggilan ke LHDN dan bertanyakan 'Form 'B'. Salah seorang kerani LHDN telah menjawab panggilan tersebut dan bertanyakan alamat bagi membolehkan borang tersebut dihantar dan berikut adalah perbualan mereka :-


Kerani LHDN : Boleh bagi alamat encik?

Pekerja Swasta : Ok, hantar ke Ranhill Worley di opis saya.

Kerani LHDN : Apa Ranhill? ...... eja macam mana?

Pekerja Swasta : R.A.N.H.I.L. L eja dia camni : 'R'.. untuk Rumah... 'A' untuk Ayam .. 'N' untuk Nangka... 'H' untuk Holland ... 'I' untuk itik.. 'L.L' untuk lain- lain.....'

Kerani LHDN : Ok.. nanti kami hantar ke alamat itu...

Selepas seminggu, borang tersebut pun sampai - jom tengok alamat di sampul surat !!!Malaysia Boleh!!!


EN. ADLY BIN ISMAIL
RANHILL - Rmh Ayam N. Holland Itek Lain
Worley Sdn Bhd.
10A, Tkt 1, Bangunan Permint,
Bandar Baru Seri Kerteh
24300 KERTEH, TNG.

Interview with the Arabian...

An Arab National Interviewed at US Embassy;

Consul : Your Name, please?
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Arabian : Abdul Aziz, sir..
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Consul : Sex?
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Arabian : 3 times a day, sir.
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Consul : I mean, male or female....
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Arabian : Both male and female, sometimes with camel, sir.
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Consul : Holy cow!!
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Arabian : Yes, cows and dogs too...
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Consul : Man, isn't that hostile?
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Arabian : Horse Style, dog style, any style...
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Consul : Oh dear!...
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Arabian : Deer? No deer! They run verry fast!!

hehe... Original message sent by Brenda Vellarie...

The most shocking International Joke! But it was real... hehe

Based on a True Incident

What happened @ Bangalore Airport
Special Report!!!

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Airport Security : What's your Name?

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Passenger : Batman

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Airport Security : Your real name please?

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Passenger : My name is Bat-Man

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Airport Security : Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

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Passenger : Superman
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Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room
Then they checked his Passport...
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Cita-cita Tidak Kesampaian!

Some people born to be a policeman...

But,.. becareful... not all policeman a cops...

Some of then maybe just in uniform... hehe

The Most Spoiled Picture's Ever...

Can u imagine how kind of love things when to couple enjoying their environment together? Huh,.. dont forgot ur butt mem... hehe... Ur going to be injured while u have lot's of fat... hehe

Oh that dog... "Blacky, u ruined my picture!!"...

A dogs... No comment... hehe

Be thankful of your body... Don't be shy... hahaha... What kind of human wear nothing at the weding ceremony....

Even Scoby doo got feeling about sex... haha

Great idea to be thieves...

OMG!!... U had been spoted man,.. haha...

Even u are the gay's but dont do this... Shame on lad's...

Most precious momment... hahaha... i dont know what she 'garu2' maybe 'kurap', 'panau' or else... haha

Weding Diseaster!

Ni masalah ndak sabar2 mau menikmati malam pertama... hahaha...

Ni pula gf lama... sekurang2nya, dia mau scuk juga tu anu dia dulu bab uda melepas... kah kah kah....

Oh My Gosh! hahaha... silap landing tu bang... kah kah kah...

Huh... dont let ur bride get drunk... hehe

I Kill u afta dis... muhuahahahahaha.... (Setan)

Dont Play play... hehe... Ops, the groom too serious... poor bride... haha

She said,.. " I Still Miss my ex les kiss"... haha... but "He still my man"... muhuahahahaha....

He thinked like this... "Did i too harash? huh,.. her butt is more juicy" kah kah kah

"Oh mom, dont do this to me... Im still too young... Uwaa..."

Awek lama seh... hehehe

This is number one rate... Simpan tenaga untuk malam ni... hahahahaha

Problem With My Computer!

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.
2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? Ifind only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do notprovide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,

Banta